Unfortunately Desiree

LOL, I found something tonight kind of fun.
Go to google and type "unfortunately your name" (I used Desiree, of course). Make sure to include the quotes and see what comes up.

Here's some results for "Unfortunately Desiree":
Unfortunately, Desiree loves her husband so much that she feels that she cannot live without him.

Unfortunately, Desiree did not win Miss Rhode Island USA

Unfortunately, Desiree has closed. (What?? LOL)

Unfortunately, Desiree is gone. Disappeared. Probably kaput. No more. Owl dinner.

Unfortunately, Desiree isn’t with me, hunkered down over an old chest used for a backyard table, with grease on our hands and at the corner of our mouths.

Unfortunately, Desiree’ was adamant in her refusal to be pronounced “nuts”.

And there you have it!